quotations about beds
I decided to stay in bed until noon. Maybe by then half the world would be dead and it would only be half as hard to take.
CHARLES BUKOWSKI
Pulp
If it's softer than ground and has a roof over it, I call it a bed.
GEORGE R. R. MARTIN
A Clash of Kings
The happiest part of a man's life is what he passes lying awake in bed in the morning.
SAMUEL JOHNSON
attributed, Journal of a Tour to the Hebrides
The cool kindliness of sheets, that soon
Smooth away trouble; and the rough male kiss
Of blankets.
RUPERT BROOKE
The Great Lover
Take thou of me, sweet pillows, sweetest bed;
A chamber deaf to noise, and blind to light,
A rosy garland and a weary head.
SIR PHILIP SIDNEY
Astrophel and Stella
Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling.
G.K. CHESTERTON
attributed, 20,000 Quips & Quotes
I lower myself onto the bed, sinking as a stone sinks, then slowly bring my legs up over the edge and lie back. Once my aching shoulders hit the mattress the ache turns sweet. Ah, the relief, the luxury of not having to bear my own weight.
LYNNE SHARON SCHWARTZ
Fatigue Artist
She love de big bed, she love de big bed ay ay
Rolling, rolling, rolling in our big bed
GENERAL PUBLIC
"Big Bed"
You're not fooling anyone by taking your clothes off when you go to bed.
RICHARD BRAUTIGAN
Trout Fishing in America
Whoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o'clock is a scoundrel.
SAMUEL JOHNSON
Miscellanies
We're good in bed. That used to seem like a big deal to me. But we're also good out of it, and now that seems like a bigger deal.
STEPHEN KING
It
All I've got is a s-s-single bed
There ain't no room for your sweet head
Now ain't it a shame you missed the last train?
'Cause all I've got is a s-s-single bed
BANANARAMA
"S-s-s-single Bed"
The sun has gone
To bed and so must I
OSCAR HAMMERSTEIN & RICHARD RODGERS
"So Long, Farewell"
Whose bed have your boots been under?
And whose heart did you steal I wonder?
This time did it feel like thunder, baby?
Whose bed have your boots been under?
SHANIA TWAIN
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?"
I love you to the moon and bed.
C.J. CARLYON
The Cherry House
Hear a song, or watch a stage,
Leave some words upon a page,
Claim a foe, or hail a friend--
Bed awaits me at the end.
DOROTHY PARKER
The Portable Dorothy Parker
it's so hard to get out of bed
with you there
PHEN WESTON
Under the Rose
Besides what endless brawls by wives are bred,
The curtain lecture makes a mournful bed.
JUVENAL
The Satyrs of Decimus Junius Juvenalis and of Aulus Persius Flaccus
Daddy built it out of pine two days before the wedding
They say the neighbors cheered and hollered till his face got red
And mama brought the feather pillows and some handmade bedding
And they spent their wedding night in that big four poster bed
That night they swore like that bed their love would last forever
And they'd ask no more of life than the simple things they had
So they planed there future as they laid close together
And later I was born there in that big four poster bed
BRENDA LEE
"Big Four Poster Bed"
For I've been born and I've been wed--
All of man's peril comes in bed.
C.H. WEBB
Dum Vivimus Vigilamus