quotations about beer
You can now buy a pack of beer containing 99 cans. A 99-can pack of beer. Who says America has lost its competitive edge?
DAVID LETTERMAN
Late Show with David Letterman, August 27, 2014
I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working.
DAVE BARRY
Dave Barry's Bad Habits
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
JOE MARTIN
Willy 'n Ethel, 1986
Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
ANONYMOUS
Beer was kind and faithful, like an old friend.
TOD A
Banging the Monkey
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
KAISER WILHELM
attributed, Froth!: The Science of Beer
Isn't beer the holy libation of sincerity? The potion that dispels all hypocrisy, any charade of fine manners? The drink that does nothing worse than incite its fans to urinate in all innocence, to gain weight in all frankness?
MILAN KUNDERA
The New Yorker, 2002
Stop trying to make everyone happy. You're not beer.
ANONYMOUS
Across the troubled maelstrom of time, people always need a beer.
ELLEN KUSHNER
The Fall of the Kings
I adduce reasons to show that the manufacture of beer was the earliest art of primitive man; an art exceeding in antiquity that of the potter or of the wine maker, and certainly that of the baker.
JAMES DEATH
preface, The Beer of the Bible: One of the Hitherto Unknown Leavens of Exodus
Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies and kids with fake IDs.
HOMER SIMPSON
The Simpsons
Beer is prose. Wine is poetry.
JENNIFER ROSEN
Waiter, There's a Horse in My Wine
I want a beer. I want a giant, ice-cold bottle of beer and shower sex.
NORA ROBERTS
Chasing Fire
Nothing ever tasted any better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to but more of the same.
HUGH HOOD
Flying a Red Kite
I'm a beer man. What I like about beer is you basically just drink it and order moor. You don't sniff at it, or hold it up to the light and slosh it around, or drone on and on about it, the way people do with wine. Your beer drinker tends to be a straightforward, decent, friendly, down-to-earth person, whereas your serious wine fancier tends to be an insufferable snot.
DAVE BARRY
Dave Barry's Bad Habits
Good people drink good beer.
CELTIC PROVERB
I'm not addicted to beer. We're just in a very committed relationship.
ANONYMOUS
What were they thinking? "It's an alien apocalypse! Quick, grab the beer!"
RICK YANCEY
The 5th Wave
I like my water with barley & hops.
ANONYMOUS
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.
CZECH PROVERB