English essayist & caricaturist (1872-1956)
The loveliest face in all the world will not please you if you see it suddenly eye to eye, at a distance of half an inch from your own.
MAX BEERBOHM
Zuleika Dobson
What manner of man, he wondered, was he? A coward, piling profligacy on poltroonery? Or a hero, claiming exemption from moral law?
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Zuleika Dobson
You will think me lamentably crude: my experience of life has been drawn from life itself.
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Zuleika Dobson
He heard that whenever a woman was to blame for a disappointment, the best way to avoid a scene was to inculpate oneself.
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Zuleika Dobson
I have never regarded any theater as much more than the conclusion to a dinner or the prelude to a supper.
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Around Theatres
He was too much concerned with his own perfection ever to think of admiring any one else.
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Zuleika Dobson
Only the insane take themselves quite seriously.
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The Works of Max Beerbohm
There is much virtue in a window. It is to a human being as a frame is to a painting, as a proscenium to a play, as 'form' to literature. It strongly defines its content.
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"Fenestralia", Mainly on the Air
To say that a man is vain means merely that he is pleased with the effect he produces on other people. A conceited man is satisfied with the effect he produces on himself.
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Quia Imperfectum
People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast table.
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Around Theatres
Reason and instinct have an inveterate habit of cancelling each other out.
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The Prince of Minor Writers: The Selected Essays of Max Beerbohm
The past is a work of art, free of irrelevancies and loose ends.
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Lytton Strachey
I have known no man of genius who had not to pay, in some affliction or defect either physical or spiritual, for what the gods had given him.
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And Even Now
To give an accurate and exhaustive account of that period would need a far less brilliant pen than mine.
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The Works of Max Beerbohm