American comedian (1948- )
Just ate at Hamburg Inn No. 2, home of Democracy and a really great Breakfast. You can't have one without the other. You could but neither would be as good. It should be noted that the first copy of our constitution had a sausage gravy stain on it.
LEWIS BLACK
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Twitter, January 26, 2020
Going quail hunting is like saying "I'm going fishing," and going to a goldfish bowl and going "Got it!"
LEWIS BLACK
Red, White, and Screwed