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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.

ELAYNE BOOSLER, standup routine

I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.

ELAYNE BOOSLER, standup routine

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

ELAYNE BOOSLER, standup routine


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