American comedian, writer & actress (1952- )
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
ELAYNE BOOSLER
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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
ELAYNE BOOSLER
standup routine
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.
ELAYNE BOOSLER
standup routine