Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
GEORGE BURNS, attributed, How Sex Works: Why We Look, Smell, Taste, Feel, and Act the Way We Do
Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left.
GEORGE BURNS, attributed, Gotcha!
I know that show business is my life. It always was and it always will be. Nothing holds my interest like show business, nothing excites me more. There's nothing I think or talk about as much. I would hate to have to live without show business. When I'm working, I'm happy.
GEORGE BURNS, Wisdom of the 90s
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
GEORGE BURNS, attributed, The Ultimate Book of Quotations
Much later in life, though, Gracie made a major contribution to the opera world. She stayed out of it.
GEORGE BURNS, Gracie
With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.
GEORGE BURNS, attributed, The Mammoth Book of Humor