COFFEE QUOTES III

quotations about coffee

Coffee quote

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

EDDIE IZZARD

attributed, The Mammoth Book of Great British Humour


Coffee is the world's most valuable trading commodity after oil.

ANTONY WILD

Coffee: A Dark History


Coffee in England is just toasted milk.

CHRISTOPHER FRY

New York Post, Nov. 29, 1962


After a few months’ acquaintance with European “coffee,” one’s mind weakens, and his faith with it, and he begins to wonder if the rich beverage of home, with its clotted layer of yellow cream on top of it, is not a mere dream after all, and a thing which never existed.

MARK TWAIN

A Tramp Abroad


No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.

HENRY WARD BEECHER

Eyes and Ears


I don't need to drink coffee to be awesome. I'm already awesome. But it's more fun when I'm awesome and awake.

ANONYMOUS


Coffee time
My dreamy friend
It's coffee time
Let's sing
This silly
Little rhyme
And have
A cup of coffee

NATALIE COLE

"Coffee Time", Still Unforgettable


As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

ANONYMOUS


Only thing worse than bad coffee is bad cold coffee.

JERRY TRAVIS

The Black Widow


He was my cream, and I was his coffee -- and when you poured us together, it was something.

JOSEPHINE BAKER

attributed, Remembering Josephine


Coffee is the common man's gold, and like gold,
it brings to every man the feeling of luxury and nobility.
Where coffee is served, there is
grace and splendor and friendship and happiness.
All cares vanish as the coffee cup is raised to the lips.

SHEIKH ABD-AL-KADIR

In Praise of Coffee


While it is true that even bad coffee is better than none, the difference between good and bad is the same as between one cent and ten thousand.

ROSEANE M. SANTOS & DARCY R. LIMA

An Unashamed Defense of Coffee


People assume because I'm a coffee expert I drink lots of coffee. I can't. It takes me half an hour to brew my perfect cup. Do the math. I simply don't have time to drink more.

KEVIN SINNOTT

The Art and Craft of Coffee


I put coffee in my coffee.

ANONYMOUS


Coffee offers connoisseurship at a good price, without pretension.

KENNETH DAVIDS

Coffee: A Guide to Buying


A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

ALFRED RENYI

attributed, My Brain Is Open


The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.

SIR JAMES MACKINTOSH

attributed, Chicken Soup for the Coffee Lover's Soul


The drinking of coffee is an absolute sin! Our Glorious Prophet did not partake of coffee because he knew it dulled the intellect, caused ulcers, hernia and sterility; he understood that coffee was nothing but the Devil's ruse.

ORHAN PAMUK

My Name is Red


I used to
Make love.
Now I
Make coffee.

CHOCOLATE WATERS

"I Used To"


Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

EARL WILSON

attributed, Java: How to Program