COFFEE QUOTES III

quotations about coffee

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The drinking of coffee is an absolute sin! Our Glorious Prophet did not partake of coffee because he knew it dulled the intellect, caused ulcers, hernia and sterility; he understood that coffee was nothing but the Devil's ruse.

ORHAN PAMUK

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My birthstone is a coffee bean.

ANONYMOUS

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I don't need to drink coffee to be awesome. I'm already awesome. But it's more fun when I'm awesome and awake.

ANONYMOUS

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You can't get a cup of coffee pregnant by putting cream in it.

JAMES BUFFINGTON

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I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee.

ANONYMOUS

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I don't know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen.

GARY LARSON

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I'm just waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its powers for good or evil today ...

ANONYMOUS

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I put coffee in my coffee.

ANONYMOUS

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As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?

CASSANDRA CLARE

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How you want your coffee?... Here we take it black as night, sweet as sin.

NEIL GAIMAN

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I should also note that if coffee does not prevent or inhibit sleep, it will stimulate dream projections, and also aid you in bringing the critical faculties into the dream state.

JANE ROBERTS

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The next time you walk by a coffee shop, peer inside. Take in the variety of people in line or seated. Men and women in business attire. Parents with strollers. College students studying. High school kids joking. Couples deep in conversation. Retired folks reading newspapers and talking politics. And, of course, scores of people sitting in front of laptops searching, downloading, listening, reading and writing books, blogs, business plans, résumés, letters, e-mails, instant messages, texts ... whatever their hearts desire. Consider how many of those people furiously clicking away on keyboards and scribbling ideas on napkins might be working to create the next Google, Alibaba, or Facebook, or composing a novel or a piece of music. Maybe they're falling in love with someone sitting next to them. Or making a friend.

HOWARD SCHULTZ

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Coffee is the world's most valuable trading commodity after oil.

ANTONY WILD

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Sometimes I look forward to going to bed at night because I know that when I wake up, I get coffee.

ANONYMOUS

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A man full of bad coffee is apt to commit any crime. Some of them even write letters to the papers.

S. JAY KAUFMAN

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Coffee time
My dreamy friend
It's coffee time
Let's sing
This silly
Little rhyme
And have
A cup of coffee

NATALIE COLE

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If you are under the age of 30, you may not remember when coffee was only scooped out of a can, dripped from a vending machine or from a lukewarm stainless steel pot in an office break room, and served in a Styrofoam cup or a diner mug. Or when, at least in the United States, coffee was mostly inhaled for its caffeine jolt rather than savored for its exotic flavors, and the only customizations were cream and sugar.

HOWARD SCHULTZ

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Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.

BOB IRWIN

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Coffee reached Western Europe in the third quarter of the seventeenth century, brought by mariners who had acquired a taste for it in the Near East. It was first established at seaports, but spread rapidly to major cities inland. Considered a dangerous stimulant, it was closely monitored by municipal and royal authorities who licensed and taxed its use. They also worried about its association with those citizens who made the new coffee houses into social and political gathering places. Already in 1675, Charles II of England tried to close down the coffee houses as places of sedition (popular pressure made him desist, however), and for the next two centuries they were frequently subjected to government surveillance and suppression.

ROBERT L. HERBERT

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Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before.

ANONYMOUS

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