COOKING QUOTES III

quotations about cooking

I think preparing food and feeding people brings nourishment not only to our bodies but to our spirits. Feeding people is a way of loving them, in the same way that feeding ourselves is a way of honoring our own createdness and fragility.

SHAUNA NIEQUIST

Bittersweet


The vulgar boil, the learned roast, an egg.

ALEXANDER POPE

Imitations of Horace


My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

PHYLLIS DILLER

attributed, Make 'em Laugh: The Funny Business of America


Even a miser does not refuse meat to the cook.

EFIK

attributed, Day's Collacon


Drink while you cook. Make it fun.

GWYNETH PALTROW

My Father's Daughter: Delicious


Good cooking tempts the appetite.

RABBI ADA

attributed, Day's Collacon


Do not taste food while you're cooking. You may lose your nerve to serve it.

PHYLLIS DILLER

The Mammoth Book of Comic Quotes


Like all disciplines where information is shared and work contributes to their advancement, cuisine should be no different. The kitchen is our life, and we are available to share. We want to share our work so that future generations can cook and create a more efficient, easy and unquestionable quality.

FERRAN ADRIA

The Vancouver Sun, Mar. 4, 2014


Mother doesn't cook, Ignatius said dogmatically, She burns.

JOHN KENNEDY TOOLE

A Confederacy of Dunces


What we need is a big big cooking pot
Big enough to cook every wonderful
Beautiful, trust worthy, lovely idea we've got

HAPPY MONDAYS

"Harmony"


If you are not working in a fast food restaurant or bakehouse, the same dish will never turn out in exactly the same way twice.

PHILIP DUNDAS

Cooking Without Recipes


A good cook has great power to assuage grief by his art.

MOUCHY

attributed, Day's Collacon


We may live without poetry, music, and art;
We may live without conscience, and live without heart;
We may live without friends; we may live without books;
But civilized man cannot live without cooks.
He may live without books--what is knowledge but grieving?
He may live without hope--what is hope but deceiving?
He may live without love--what is passion but pining?
But where is the man that can live without dining?

OWEN MEREDITH

Lucile


Cooking for others had often been my way of offering care. So why, when I was alone, did I find myself trying to subsist on cereal and water?

JENNI FERRARI-ADLER

Alone in the Kitchen with an Eggplant


Alaska decided to go help Dolores with dinner. She said that it was sexist to leave the cooking to the women, but better to have good sexist food than crappy boy-prepared food.

JOHN GREEN

Looking for Alaska


I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

W.C. FIELDS

attributed, Chicken Soup for the Wine Lover's Soul


Cooking requires confident guesswork and improvisation-- experimentation and substitution, dealing with failure and uncertainty in a creative way.

PAUL THEROUX

Sir Vidia's Shadow


Sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were really hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination - but at the end of the day they'd settle quite happily for egg and chips. If it was well done and maybe had a slice of tomato.

TERRY PRATCHETT

The Fifth Elephant


Cooking is revelation and creation; and a woman can find special satisfaction in a successful cake or a flaky pastry, for not every one can do it: one must have the gift.

SIMONE DE BEAUVOIR

Second Sex


If you're preparing a dinner for friends or a holiday dinner, make sure to only prepare recipes you are comfortable with and have cooked before. Cooking for others is not the time to try out a recipe for the first time. You end up spending all your time in the kitchen instead of enjoying your company.

RACHEL RAY

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