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Getting married is like permanently grafting your hand to the cookie jar. No matter how sweet those cookies may taste, you can't help but wonder what would have happened if you'd chosen some other dessert--brownies, for instance ... or frozen yogurt ... or maybe chocolate strudel.
JEROME P. CRABB, Marriage Quotes and Quibbles
If you think of humanity as one large body, then war is like suicide, or at best, self mutilation.
JEROME P. CRABB, War Quotes and Quibbles
It's funny how those who are most pro-war are almost always the guys who never had to fight in one.
JEROME P. CRABB, War Quotes and Quibbles
Crime is to man as fleas are to dog, the likelihood of its presence increases as the quality of one's personal circumstances decreases.
JEROME P. CRABB, Crime Quotes and Quibbles
Dying is like getting audited by the IRS--something that only happens to other people ... until it happens to you.
JEROME P. CRABB, Death Quotes and Quibbles
Dying is like coming to the end of a long novel--you only regret it if the ride was enjoyable and left you wanting more.
JEROME P. CRABB, Death Quotes and Quibbles
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