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When I was a kid I got no respect. When my parents got divorced there was a custody fight over me ... and no one showed up.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD, It's Not Easy Bein' Me
In high school, when I played football I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD, It's Not Easy Bein' Me
If you can't write your own material, you have very little chance of making it as a comedian.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD, It's Not Easy Bein' Me
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD, stand-up routine
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD, stand-up routine
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD, attributed, ROY G. BIV: An Exceedingly Surprising Book About Color
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