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Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.

W.C. FIELDS, The Temperence Lecture

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

W.C. FIELDS, The Saturday Review, Jan. 28, 1967

Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.

W.C. FIELDS, The Mammoth Book of Zingers, Quips & One-Liners

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

W. C. FIELDS, attributed, Chicken Soup for the Wine Lover's Soul

I never vote for anybody. I always vote against.

W. C. FIELDS, attributed, Little Oxford Dictionary of Quotations

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband; show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.

W. C. FIELDS, Playbill, 1965

If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

W.C. FIELDS


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