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The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life’s most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put rum or bourbon in it.
LEWIS GRIZZARD, New York Times, Apr. 26, 1985
I don't think I'll get married again; I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
LEWIS GRIZZARD, attributed, Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations
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