The only rule is don't be boring.

I got my eye on you boy, and when I get my eye on something, it's like search and destroy.

It hurts that, you know, the media's made me into sort of this like punching bag or cartoon character--they think that I don't have any feelings, and, you know, it hurts like anyone else.

A lot of women feel it's a man's world. Some people think all you need to do is marry a rich guy, and you don't need to do anything with your life.... I would hate that. I don't care whether he has money or he doesn't, because I don't need it, and that's a good feeling that I don't have to worry about that.

I’m an actress, a brand, a businesswoman. I’m all kinds of stuff.

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

You should live everyday like it's your birthday.

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy

Come on, sugar, let me know.

Life is too short to blend in.

I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.

There will come a day

A hazy day in May

Or a storm in mid-December

When you need someone

Just to have a little fun

Then I could be the perfect girl for you.

I'm totally normal. I think it's obnoxious when people demand limos or bodyguards. I eat at McDonald's or Taco Bell. My parents always taught us to be humble. We're not spoiled.

At parties, everyone always thinks I'm drinking--but actually I rarely drink. I live on energy drinks, basically. I LOVE Vitamin Water. I have cases in my house. I drink energy drinks and Vitamin Water all night. That's how I manage to stay up late and never smudge my makeup or mess up my hair. You can see all these girls leaving a party at the end of the night, and they look terrible because they were too out of it to reapply their makeup or even glance in a mirror. This is a huge mistake. People remember how you look when you leave as much as they remember how you looked when you arrived.

I don't enjoy going out anymore ... It's such a pain. It's everyone saying, 'Let's do a deal! Can I have a picture?' I'm just, like, 'These people are such losers. I can't believe I used to love doing this.

No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.

People are going to judge me: "Paris Hilton, she uses money to get what she wants." Whatever, I haven't accepted money from my parents since I was 18. I've worked my ass off. I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own, like a hustler.

I didn’t want to be like all these socialites – they sit at home, and go to the debutant ball, and marry some rich guy and that’s it. That’s all they do. I wanted to do my own thing so I could buy whatever I want, do whatever I want.

I first wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realised you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I'd just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead.

There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde -- like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana -- and right now, I'm that icon.

I don't think there's ever been anyone like me that's lasted. And I'm going to keep lasting.

Everybody's looking at me

But it's alright

I like attention

The clubs not hot until I walk through

They stop and stare and watch me move

Like damn I like that

I'm sexy and you know it.

I don't want to be known as the Hilton heiress, because I didn't do anything for that.

Even though the gods are crazy

Even though the stars are blind

If you show me real love baby

I'll show you mine.

I just read some story online that I demanded lobsters on a movie set. So ridiculous, people make up the silliest stories sometimes. Oh well.

I’m like an American princess.