American author (1923-1986)
Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers.
GERALD F. LIEBERMAN
attributed, Divorce: It's All About Control
Don't forget to tell everyone it's a secret.
GERALD F. LIEBERMAN
attributed, Wit
It is hard to say why politicians are called servants, unless it is because a good one is hard to find.
GERALD F. LIEBERMAN
attributed, Quotes about Politicians and Politics
Father's Day is like Mother's Day, except the gift is cheaper.
GERALD F. LIEBERMAN
attributed, Always Look on the Bright Side: Celebrating Each Day to the Fullest
In our society a man is known by the company he owns.
GERALD F. LIEBERMAN
attributed, Bleating in Southern California
If you don't think women are explosive, drop one.
GERALD F. LIEBERMAN
attributed, Dim Wit: The Stupidest Quotes of All Time
Statistics: A group of numbers looking for a fight.
GERALD F. LIEBERMAN
attributed, Evaluating Sex Offenders: A Manual for Civil Commitments and Beyond
Prohibition helped to beautify American home life. It got rid of the rings around the bathtubs.
GERALD F. LIEBERMAN
attributed, Win Some, Lose Some: The Mother Lode
It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers. Some of it might not be true.
GERALD F. LIEBERMAN
attributed, Every Day Quotes
A deficit is what you have when you haven't got as much as you had when you had nothing.
GERALD F. LIEBERMAN
attributed, From Worry to Wealthy: A Woman's Guide to Financial Success Without the Stress