The tabloids are like animals, with their own behavioural patterns. There’s no point in complaining about them, any more than complaining that lions might eat you.
DAVID MELLOR, London Independent, Nov. 3, 1992
Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge.
DAVID MELLOR, "Question Time," Dec. 3, 1992, BBC1