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The apocalypse is coming, that's the one thing I like about George Bush, I really think he can get us into the ... apocalypse, like the BIBLICAL ... I really think he believes that he'll be the guy in the white hat. I think he's read the Stephen King novel The Stand a couple times, and he really thinks there's a dark man in the desert somewhere and he's gonna fight him or something.

PATTON OSWALT, stand-up routine

Zombies can't believe the energy we waste on nonfood pursuits.

PATTON OSWALT, Zombie Spaceship Wasteland


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