REPUBLICAN QUOTES III

quotations about Republicans

If you want to live like a Republican, vote like a Democrat.

BILL CLINTON

My Life

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I will admit it has rained more under Republican administrations, that was partially because they have had more administrations than Democrats. There is no less sickness, no less earthquakes, no less progress, no less inventions, no less morality, no less Christianity under one than the other. They are all the same. It won't make 50 cents difference to a one of you. Unless you're foolish enough to bet on it.

WILL ROGERS

Never Met a Man I Didn't Like

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What's amazing is that the conservative movement since the Reagan era has been telling conservatives that government is the problem, which makes experience running government a mark on your record. Having constructive ideas about what government could do makes you a suspicious character. Honestly, the very idea that you would thirst to hold high government office in Washington, D.C. almost inherently disqualifies you as a Republican. So everybody is qualified, and therefore you pick the person who most entertains you. It's a weird thing.

RACHEL MADDOW

interview, Playboy, March 1, 2016


Republican comes in the dictionary just after Reptile and just above Repugnant.

JULIA ROBERTS

statement as celebrity emcee at New York fundraising gala for Al Gore, September 14, 2000


Republicans are so empty headed, they wouldn't make a good landfill.

JIM HIGHTOWER

attributed, The Snark Handbook: Politics and Government Edition


How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.

WILL DURST

attributed, 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said


In the old days, the Republican ego had control of the party's id. The id, sometimes described as a galloping horse or crying baby, "the dark, inaccessible part of our personality ... chaos, a cauldron full of seething excitations," as Freud called it, was whipped up obliquely by candidates. Nixon had his Southern strategy of using race as a wedge, Bush Senior and Lee Atwater used the Willie Horton attack, and W. and Karl Rove conjured the gay marriage bogyman. Once elected, those presidents curbed the id with the ego, common sense and reason. But now the G.O.P.'s id is unbridled. The horse has thrown the rider; the dark forces are bubbling.

MAUREEN DOWD

"G.O.P. Greek Tragedy", New York Times, February 28, 2012

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I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends ... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.

ADLAI STEVENSON

speech, September 10, 1952

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Republicanism is the religion of a nation; it creates imperial commonwealths out of desert wastes. These 'imperial commonwealths' constitute the foremost nation of the earth, the American republic. It leads them all in public school systems, home comforts, multiplicity of labor-saving machinery, public service, perfect autonomy of government for local communities, modes of travel, engines of general intelligence, public caravansaries, means of adjudicating disputes between man and man, freedom of thought, religion, press and speech, and in the utmost freedom of action in individuals consistent with good order and the rights of others, without the slightest government restraint or espionage.

FRANK ABIAL FLOWER

History of the Republican Party: Embracing Its Origin, Growth and Mission


I am a Republican. However, the Republican Party has lost its way. Those who either believe in or are afraid to take a stance against exorbitant government spending as a way to solve our nations problems have hijacked the Republican Party. The Republican Party is now controlled by the religious right who refuse to support a Republican candidate who believes that it is not the place of the government to interfere with its citizen's personal choices.

JOE HEUER

"Mission Statement", Reforming the Republican Party, January 31, 2015


The Republican Party should take a very hard look at its past, and it should embrace that past.

JOHN NICHOLS

"When Republicans Really Were the Party of Lincoln", The Nation, July 2, 2014


As for the Republicans -- how can one regard seriously a frightened, greedy, nostalgic huddle of tradesmen and lucky idlers who shut their eyes to history and science, [and] steel their emotions against decent human sympathy.

H. P. LOVECRAFT

letter to C. L. Moore, August 1936

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A fanatical neo-fascist political cult of right-wingers in the GOP, driven by a strange mixture of corrosive hatred and sickening fear that is recklessly determined to control our party or destroy it!

THOMAS KUCHEL

attributed, Rule and Ruin: The Downfall of Moderation and the Destruction of the Republican Party, From Eisenhower to the Tea Party


I think Bill Clinton was the best Republican president we've had in a while.

ALAN GREENSPAN

Meet the Press, September 23, 2007

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For decades the G.O.P. has won elections by appealing to social and racial divisions, only to turn after each victory to deregulation and tax cuts for the wealthy -- a process that reached its epitome when George W. Bush won re-election by posing as America's defender against gay married terrorists, then announced that he had a mandate to privatize Social Security.

PAUL KRUGMAN

"Severe Conservative Syndrome", New York Times, February 12, 2012

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The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then get elected and prove it.

P.J. O'ROURKE

Holidays in Hell

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I recognize the Republican Party as the sheet anchor of the colored man's political hopes and the ark of his safety.

FREDERICK DOUGLASS

letter to men from Petersburg, Virginia, August 15, 1888

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A new survey has Rick Perry ahead of Mitt Romney by 11 points, and Michele Bachmann is five points behind him. I think it's going to come down to who wears the most flag pins.

JIMMY KIMMEL

Jimmy Kimmel Live!, August 17, 2011

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Republicans don't like people to talk about depressions. You can hardly blame them for that. You remember the old saying: Don't talk about rope in the house where somebody has been hanged.

HARRY TRUMAN

Harry S. Truman: Containing the Public Messages, Speeches, and Statements of the President, 1945-53

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I've left specific instructions that I do not want to be brought back [to life] during a Republican administration.

TIMOTHY LEARY

attributed, The Nastiest Things Ever Said About Republicans

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