There is the old saying that money can't buy happiness. If it could, I would buy myself four hits every game.

Baseball is the only sport where a player can fail 7 outta 10 times and still make it to the Hall of Fame.

Stories, I’ve got stories. That’s why I’m good at this, because I’ve been everywhere. It’s not like a card show where you do your two hours. We try to make an experience, not an autograph. It’s fun … beats working.

I always say, the only time you gotta worry about getting booed is when you're wearing a white uniform. And I've never been booed wearing a white uniform.