SEX QUOTES
quotations about sex
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
MATT GROENING
Life in Hell
Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
WOODY ALLEN
New York Times, December 1, 1975
It's sexier when a girl is flirty but she doesn't do anything.
PARIS HILTON
Guardian Unlimited, July 8, 2006
I think it is funny that we were freer about sexuality in the 4th century B.C. It is a little disconcerting.
ANGELINA JOLIE
interview, November 22, 2004
Once the buttons are undone, you know how it'll all end. It's all in the game, there are no miracles.
GAO XINGJIAN
Weekend Quartet
Sex is just another form of talk, where you act the words instead of saying them.
D. H. LAWRENCE
Lady Chatterley's Lover
During sex it's perfectly fine to say "YEAH", "YES", and "OH YES", but how awkward would it be if someone kept screaming "YEP"?
ANONYMOUS
Nothing one does in bed is immoral if it helps to perpetuate love.
GABRIEL GARCÍA MÁRQUEZ
Love in the Time of Cholera
There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be.
NORMAN MAILER
The International Herald Tribune, January 24, 1992
Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.
OSCAR WILDE
attributed, Lying Fully Clothed
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
SOPHIA LOREN
Great Hollywood Wit: A Glorious Cavalcade of Hollywood Wisecracks, Zingers, Japes, Quips, Slings, Jests, Snappers & Sass from the Stars
Sex is only a three-letter word so how can it be dirty?
ERMA BOMBECK
Just Wait Till You Have Children of Your Own!
Christianity has enriched the erotic meal with the appetizer of curiosity and spoiled it with the dessert of remorse.
KARL KRAUS
Half-Truths and One-and-a-Half Truths
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation ... The other eight are unimportant.
HENRY MILLER
Big Sur and the Oranges of Hieronymus Bosch
Sex is the most wonderful thing on this earth, as long as God is in it. When the Devil gets in it, it's the most terrible thing on this earth.
BILLY GRAHAM
Just As I Am
You know that look that women have when they want to have sex? Me, either.
STEVE MARTIN
attributed, Hating Dating
Then is Love blest, when from the cup of the body he drinks the wine of the soul.
RICHARD GARNETT
De Flagello Myrtes
If you want to improve your sex life as a couple, you need to examine your relationship outside the bedroom. What are you doing that is keeping you from sexual intimacy?
KEVIN LEMAN
Sheet Music: Uncovering the Secrets of Sexual Intimacy in Marriage
I think that one should view with philosophic admiration the strange paths of the libido and should investigate the purposes of its circuitous ways.
CARL JUNG
Psychology of the Unconscious
The way you make love
is the way God will be with you.
RUMI
The Book of Love