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Never trust a man who kin look a pretty woman in the eye.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Laugh when you borrow and you'll cry when you pay.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Old age makes you a stranger in your own country.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Hate is like water in a dry gulch. The longer it runs, the deeper it digs.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Men honor men who honor their fellow men.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Life is like checkers. When you reach the top, you can move wherever you want.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Life ain't in holdin' a good hand but in playin' a poor one well.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
If you want to stay single, look for a perfect woman.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
A lot of folks would do more prayin' if they could find a soft spot for their knees.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Food for thought gives some folks indigestion.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Never try to drown your sorrows if she can swim.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
The man who can't make a choice makes a choice.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
It's easier to catch a horse than break him.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Arizona is no place for amateurs.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
When a hen cackles, she's either layin' or lyin'.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Every jackass thinks he's got horse sense.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Drownin' your sorrows only irrigates 'em.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Do not desire what you can't acquire.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Careful is a naked man climbin' a barbwire fence.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's