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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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If we're not supposed to eat animals ... how come they're made out of meat?

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Dogs have Masters. Cats have staff.

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If you aim to leave Las Vegas with a small fortune, go there with a large one.

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Truth is universal. Perception of truth is not.

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Is "UGH" an emotion? Because I feel it all the time.

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I'm allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm.

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Black Friday: because only in America people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.

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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Stupidity is not a crime. You're free to go.

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Make your passion your paycheck.

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By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.

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Little by little, a little becomes a lot.

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The opera isn't over till the fat lady sings.

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Apathy is the glove in which evil slips its hand.

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Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.

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If hindsight of some women was as good as their foresight, they wouldn't be wearing slacks.

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Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

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Don't judge the quality of the gasoline by the filling station attendant.

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