Paradise is not a place, it's a state of mind.
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Pile up enough tomorrows and you'll end up with nothing but a bunch of empty yesterdays.
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Good girls go to Heaven. Bad girls go to Vegas.
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He who dies with the most toys wins.
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The man who stops advertising to save money is the man who stops the clock to save time.
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Have patience. Everything is difficult before it is easy.
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A river cuts through rock, not because of its power, but because of its persistence.
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If hindsight of some women was as good as their foresight, they wouldn't be wearing slacks.
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Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it.
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People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.
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Dear sleep, I know we had problems when I was younger ... but I love you now.
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Grandmas never run out of hugs or cookies.
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A teenager is someone who is well prepared for a zombie attack but not ready for tomorrow's math test.
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Morning sex: proven to be more effective than coffee.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Reputation is made in a moment. Character is built in a lifetime.
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INSOMNIA = 1:51 A.M. + ETERNITY + 1:52 A.M. + ETERNITY + 1:53 A.M. + ETERNITY
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My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.
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Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking.
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You'll never find a rainbow if you're staring at your feet.
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