ANONYMOUS QUOTES V


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People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.

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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

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Tags: funny quotes


Is "UGH" an emotion? Because I feel it all the time.

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Tags: Emotion


Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.

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Tags: anger


You'll never find a rainbow if you're staring at your feet.

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Tags: pessimism


Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

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I've never been skydiving, but I have zoomed-in on Google Earth really fast.

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Tags: skydiving


If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns.

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Tags: guns


Grandmas never run out of hugs or cookies.

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Tags: grandparents


The man who stops advertising to save money is the man who stops the clock to save time.

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Tags: advertising


I'm not addicted to reading. I can quit as soon as I finish the next chapter.

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Counting other people's sins does not make you a saint.

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My alarm tells me you're in my house. My gun tells me not for long.

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Tags: guns


The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace.

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Tags: power


I like rumors. I find out so much about me that I didn't even know!

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Tags: rumors


Good girls go to Heaven. Bad girls go to Vegas.

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Tags: Las Vegas


Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

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Tags: enemies


Paradise is not a place, it's a state of mind.

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Tags: paradise


All you need is love. And a tiara. And maybe a cookie.

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Tags: love


Those who wish to sing, always find a song.

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Tags: singing