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A scientist has figured out a way to turn coffee grounds into alcohol. He is not so much a scientist as he is an alcoholic.

CONAN O'BRIEN, Conan, Aug. 8, 2013

Some McDonald's restaurants are taking reservations on Valentine's Day. They are getting a lot of tables for one.

CONAN O'BRIEN, Conan, Feb. 13, 2014

On Monday in Vermont, a barrel of maple syrup fell off a truck and spilled all over the highway. Luckily, it broad-sided a French toast truck.

CONAN O'BRIEN, Conan, February 8, 2017

A man and his 75-year-old mom survived being lifted out of their home during a tornado by sitting together in a bathtub. The man said the tornado didn't traumatize him but being in a bathtub with his mother did."

CONAN O'BRIEN, Conan, January 25, 2017

In North Carolina, a mother is suing a daycare center because one of the workers there breastfed her son without permission. Authorities say she doesn't really have a case because her son is 32.

CONAN O'BRIEN, Conan, February 8, 2017

According to a new study, most men would like women to occasionally pick up the check. The study also found most women would occasionally like to be paid as much as men for doing the same job.

CONAN O'BRIEN, Conan, Aug. 14, 2013

Officials at BP have filed for permits to drill for oil again in the Gulf of Mexico. They say the oil is easier to find than ever because its mostly on top of the water.

CONAN O'BRIEN, Conan, 2011

This Halloween, if you see a blue pumpkin, that means the house is handing out allergy-free treats. That's true. Of course, if you see a blue pumpkin, it could also mean the house is using last year's pumpkin.

CONAN O'BRIEN, Conan, Oct. 30, 2014


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