RETIREMENT QUOTES IV

quotations about retirement

The sign says, "families welcome"
At the Oaks Retirement Home
But mostly, no one comes 'cept on the weekends
Ruby Wilson lives in 303
Where she spends most her time
But it's almost noon on Sunday
And she's been sitting in the lobby since nine
She's all dressed up in her best hat and gloves
She's all dressed up
Watching and waiting, but nobody comes
Some days sure are lonely days
And time can move so slow
When you're all dressed up
With nowhere to go

REBA MCENTIRE

"All Dressed Up"


The man who looks forward to retirement when he can go fishing seven times a week, soon finds himself doing the dishes three times a day.

EVAN ESAR

20,000 Quips & Quotes


Before you think of retiring from the world, be sure you are fit for retirement; in order to do which, it is necessary that you have a mind so composed by prudence, reason, and religion, that it may bear being looked into.

J. BURGH

attributed, Day's Collacon


Life begins at retirement.

ANONYMOUS


The day of retirement have finally come
Get a gold watch and your work is done
One month later your heart give out
What was all that planning about?

SEASICK STEVE

"What a Way to Go"


Is retirement dead? It's a scary question, especially if you're currently working hard with hopes of kicking back, relaxing and enjoying spending your time anywhere but an office one day. But we think the answer is yes, traditional retirement is going away even if it hasn't died out completely quite yet.

ERIC JANSEN

"Traditional retirement is dead", CNBC, November 1, 2017


It appears history is going to keep happening, despite our hopes for retirement.

GREGORY MAGUIRE

Out of Oz


Retirement can and will be a glorious time in your life. You'll love the freedom and ability to try new things. It's a new phase of life; a chance to be a beginner again.

RICHARD CARLSON

The Don't Sweat Guide to Retirement

Tags: Richard Carlson


What's the best age to retire? It's a question countless workers ask themselves every day. Pinpointing the right retirement age isn't easy, as each choice comes with its own consequences. Leave the workforce at 62, for example, and you'll slash your Social Security benefits should the need arise to claim them right away. But, you'll also get more years of payments, not to mention the ability to enjoy some downtime when you're younger and are apt to have more energy.

MAURIE BACKMAN

"3 Rules for Picking the Perfect Retirement Age", The Motley Fool, November 10, 2017


Sadly, retirement planning, in many circumstances, has become nothing more than planned procrastination.

RICHIE NORTON

The Power of Starting Something Stupid: How to Crush Fear, Make Dreams Happen, and Live Without Regret


WARNING: Retired person on the premises. Knows everything and has plenty of time to tell it!

ANONYMOUS


The days grow longer for smaller prizes
I feel a stranger to all surprises
You can have them I don't want them
I wear a different kind of garment
In my rehearsals for retirement

PHIL OCHS

"Rehearsals for Retirement"


There are some evils to which a life of retirement is exposed, the principal of which are idleness, humor, conceit, incivility, churlishness, and misanthropy.

E. G. BATES

The Young Gentleman's Book


Happy, Content, Relaxed, Rested, Smiling, Carefree. RETIRED.

ANONYMOUS


Retirement is a field of clover, but by the time you reach it, you're too old to climb the fence.

EVAN ESAR

20,000 Quips & Quotes


Accept the fact that you are retired. Don't spend all your time wishing the past would return; it won't. Accept instead that your life has entered a new stage, and ahead of you are new adventures.

BILLY GRAHAM

"The ABCs of your life after retirement", Bowling Green Daily News, November 25, 2017


I've got a sizeable retirement nest egg. It's an ostrich egg, and it's going to make an omelet so big that it'll produce enough leftovers for decades.

JAROD KINTZ

The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over


One final rule about retirement is that you need an actual plan, regardless of age, for how you'll spend your days. If your goal is to start a business, make sure it's a feasible idea, and start laying the groundwork before retirement so you're able to dive right in and stay occupied once you leave your primary job. If you're expecting to work part-time to not just cover your bills in retirement, but give yourself someplace to go during the day, do some research and make sure local businesses are hiring. Finally, if your goal is to enjoy your leisure time and not work at all, come up with a concrete list of things you actually want to do. Maybe you're hoping to travel, or take a class at your local community college. You're more likely to wind up content in retirement if you go in having already figured out what you'll be doing with all of that time.

MAURIE BACKMAN

"3 Rules for Picking the Perfect Retirement Age", The Motley Fool, November 10, 2017


I remind clients that retirement is not a finite point in time, it's the beginning of a 25-plus year time horizon.

JANET KIDD STEWART

"If you are getting ready to retire, don't let stock market volatility panic you", VC Star, November 23, 2017


Well, my retirement plan's a coffee can and it's full of IOUs.

JEFF BATES

"Already Spent"