WIT QUOTES IV

quotations about wit

It is as offensive to speak wit in a fool's company, as it would be ill manners to whisper in it; he is displeased at both for the same reason, because he is ignorant of what is said.

ALEXANDER POPE

"Thoughts on Various Subjects"


Some people seem born with a head in which the thin partition that divides great wit from folly is wanting.

ROBERT SOUTHEY

attributed, Day's Collacon

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Wit is the clash and reconcilement of incongruities, the meeting of extremes round a corner.

LEIGH HUNT

Wit and Humour, Selected from the English Poets


Wit spares no one.

JEROME USTARIZ

attributed, Day's Collacon


Your wit is as sharp as your....um. Hmm. I dunno. Whatever you have that's sharp.

LEAVEWELLENOUGHALONE

user comments posted on slashfilm, February 1, 2016


Her dry wit is so sharp that it leaves scars.

MIKE SCHULZ

River City Reader, January 24, 2016


Ev'n wit's a burthen, when it talks too long.

JOHN DRYDEN

Sixth Satire of Juvenal

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Look, he's winding up the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

The Tempest

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A fatalistic Irish wit is a famously effective coping mechanism.

JACK MCENENY

"McEneny waiting for words", Albany Times Union, March 11, 2017


His wit is bright, his humour attractive, but both bear the same relation to his serious genius that the mere lambent sheet-lightning playing under the edge of the summer-cloud does to the electric death-spark hid in its womb.

CHARLOTTE BRONTË

preface, Jane Eyre

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His wit is his new bat and the Twitter handle his new pitch.

JAIDEEP GHOSH

"Sachin Tendulkar Seeks Caption For Picture With Virender Sehwag", NDTV, April 5, 2017


Quick wit is lauded by friends and foes alike.

TRISTAN HOPPER

National Post, August 17, 2015


Wit is the capacity to fine-tune to context.

RICHARD COYNE

Mood and Mobility: Navigating the Emotional Spaces of Digital Social Networks


Wit is well-bred insolence.

ARISTOTLE

Rhetoric

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Wit malignantly employed is like a crackling fire that with every fresh blaze sends out sparks. Take care that you are not burnt.

JOHN THORNTON

Maxims and Directions for Youth

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Some wits, too, like oracles, deal in ambiguities, but not with equal success; for though ambiguities are the first excellence of an imposter, they are the last of a wit.

EDWARD YOUNG

"Love of Fame, the Universal Passion", The Complete Works, Poetry and Prose of the Rev. Edward Young

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Where judgment has wit to express it, there's the best orator.

WILLIAM PENN

Some Fruits of Solitude

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Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education, and the most common among the uneducated.

WILLIAM HAZLITT

Characteristics: in the manner of Rochefoucault's Maxims


Wit, like poetry, is insusceptible of being constructed upon rules founded merely in reason. Like faith, it exists independent of reason, and sometimes in hostility to it.

CHRISTIAN NESTELL BOVEE

Intuitions and Summaries of Thought

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A clever wit is always timeless.

KATE WINGFIELD

Metro Weekly, January 14, 2016