quotations about wit
Ev'n wit's a burthen, when it talks too long.
JOHN DRYDEN
Sixth Satire of Juvenal
Wit is well-bred insolence.
ARISTOTLE
Rhetoric
Wit is the capacity to fine-tune to context.
RICHARD COYNE
Mood and Mobility: Navigating the Emotional Spaces of Digital Social Networks
Wit malignantly employed is like a crackling fire that with every fresh blaze sends out sparks. Take care that you are not burnt.
JOHN THORNTON
Maxims and Directions for Youth
Too much wit makes the world rotten.
ALFRED TENNYSON
Idylls of the King
Truth, when witty, is the wittiest of all things.
JULIUS CHARLES HARE
Guesses at Truth
When the drink is in the wit is out.
SONIA SIMS
Belfast Telegraph, January 23, 2016
Wit is the Fruitful Womb where Thoughts conceive.
DANIEL DEFOE
A Second Volume of the Writings of the Author of The True-born Englishman
Wit in conversation is only a readiness of thought and a facility of expression, or (in the midwives' phrase) a quick conception, and an easy delivery.
ALEXANDER POPE
"Thoughts on Various Subjects"
Have you summoned your wits from wool-gathering?
THOMAS MIDDLETON
The Family of Love
I think humor is warmer, and wit is colder. Wit is judgment, whereas humor invites some sort of response.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
"In Conversation: Fran Lebowitz with Phong Bui", The Brooklyn Rail, March 4, 2014
Quick wit is lauded by friends and foes alike.
TRISTAN HOPPER
National Post, August 17, 2015
His wit is bright, his humour attractive, but both bear the same relation to his serious genius that the mere lambent sheet-lightning playing under the edge of the summer-cloud does to the electric death-spark hid in its womb.
CHARLOTTE BRONTË
preface, Jane Eyre
Wit, like poetry, is insusceptible of being constructed upon rules founded merely in reason. Like faith, it exists independent of reason, and sometimes in hostility to it.
CHRISTIAN NESTELL BOVEE
Intuitions and Summaries of Thought
A good wit ill employed is dangerous in a commonwealth.
DEMOSTHENES
attributed, Day's Collacon
Reader, if you are gifted with nerves like mine, aspire to any character but that of a wit.
CHARLES LAMB
"Confessions of a Drunkard", The Last Essays of Elia
A clever wit is always timeless.
KATE WINGFIELD
Metro Weekly, January 14, 2016
Wit, after all, is a mighty tart, pungent ingredient, and much too acid for some stomachs; but honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting.
WASHINGTON IRVING
"The Christmas Dinner", Irving's Sketch Book
He seemeth to be most ignorant that trusteth most to his wit.
PLATO
attributed, Day's Collacon
It is no great advantage to possess a quick wit, if it is not correct; the perfection is not speed but uniformity.
LUC DE CLAPIERS, MARQUIS DE VAUVENARGUES
attributed, Day's Collacon