KEN ALSTAD QUOTES

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Saddle your horse before sassin' the boss.

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Kiddin' some folks is like kickin' a loaded polecat.

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Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

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Drownin' your sorrows only irrigates 'em.

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The business end of a six-gun don't pay no interest.

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Shallow rivers and shallow minds freeze first.

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A man who tells you he's no fool has his suspicions.

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Wild oats make a mighty poor breakfast.

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Old age makes you a stranger in your own country.

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Every jackass thinks he's got horse sense.

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The cards ain't been shuffled good 'less you got a good hand.

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A guilty man runs when no one's chasin' him.

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A snake-bit man is afraid of a rope.

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A blind horse kin see just as well from either end.

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Life ain't in holdin' a good hand but in playin' a poor one well.

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Lonesome creates diseases that friendship cures.

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Never gamble with a man who knows both sides of the cards.

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If you fall in a cactus patch, you kin expect to pick stickers.

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Life is like checkers. When you reach the top, you can move wherever you want.

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A dead man's shroud has no pockets.

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