KEN ALSTAD QUOTES III

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Do not feed nuts to a man with no teeth.

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Life is like checkers. When you reach the top, you can move wherever you want.

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A good drinking buddy never heard the story before.

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It's the far-off cows that wear the biggest horns.

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A drunken tongue tells what's on a sober mind.

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Never try to drown your sorrows if she can swim.

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Tags: sorrow


Weigh words, don't count 'em.

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Tags: words


Lawyers get you out'n the kind of trouble you'd never get in if there was no lawyers.

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Tags: lawyers


Never gamble with a man who knows both sides of the cards.

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Tags: gambling


A sharp eye is the mother of good luck.

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Tags: luck


Eagles don't catch flies.

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A lot of folks would do more prayin' if they could find a soft spot for their knees.

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Tags: prayer


It's easier to catch a horse than break him.

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Careful is a naked man climbin' a barbwire fence.

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Every jackass thinks he's got horse sense.

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Tags: common sense


The cards ain't been shuffled good 'less you got a good hand.

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A dead man's shroud has no pockets.

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Tags: death


Secrets are easy to hear and hard to keep.

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Tags: secrets


Saddle your horse before sassin' the boss.

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Experience is another word for mistakes.

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Tags: experience