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A cowchip is paradise for a fly.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Don't point a gun at nobody you ain't willin' to shoot, if necessary.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
A good drinking buddy never heard the story before.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Brains in the head saves blisters on the feet.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
It's easier to catch a horse than break him.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Never try to drown your sorrows if she can swim.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Teeth and memory weaken with age.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
A drunken tongue tells what's on a sober mind.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Life is like checkers. When you reach the top, you can move wherever you want.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Men and barbed wire have their good points.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Second-hand gold is as good as new.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
It's the far-off cows that wear the biggest horns.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Secrets are easy to hear and hard to keep.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
It's hard to put a foot in a shut mouth.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
A sharp eye is the mother of good luck.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Every jackass thinks he's got horse sense.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Kiddin' some folks is like kickin' a loaded polecat.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Lonesome makes friends of strangers.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
When you scalp a man more'n once, you begin to run out of hide.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's