KEN ALSTAD QUOTES III

American author

Brains in the head saves blisters on the feet.

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Tags: intelligence


Some men never reach a marriageable age.

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Tags: marriage


A man who tells you he's no fool has his suspicions.

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A good drinking buddy never heard the story before.

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Kiddin' some folks is like kickin' a loaded polecat.

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It's hard to put a foot in a shut mouth.

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Tags: silence


Lawyers get you out'n the kind of trouble you'd never get in if there was no lawyers.

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Tags: lawyers


A go-getter is a cowboy who forgot to hobble his horse.

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You're bound to succeed if you have ignorance and confidence.

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Tags: success


You kin wash your hands but not your conscience.

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Tags: conscience


Never trust a man who kin look a pretty woman in the eye.

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A toothless dog chews careful.

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Sweat is a waste of whiskey.

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Men honor men who honor their fellow men.

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Tags: honor


Lonesome makes friends of strangers.

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Tags: loneliness


Life is like checkers. When you reach the top, you can move wherever you want.

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Laugh when you borrow and you'll cry when you pay.

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Tags: borrowing


If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

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A year of nursin' don't equal a day of sweetheart.

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A sharp eye is the mother of good luck.

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Tags: luck