American author
Secrets are easy to hear and hard to keep.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
It's the far-off cows that wear the biggest horns.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
A year of nursin' don't equal a day of sweetheart.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
A dead man's shroud has no pockets.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Experience is another word for mistakes.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
It's safer to have a good enemy than a bad friend.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Love your enemies but keep your gun oiled.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
The cards ain't been shuffled good 'less you got a good hand.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Never gamble with a man who knows both sides of the cards.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Sweat is a waste of whiskey.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Arizona is no place for amateurs.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
If you want to stay single, look for a perfect woman.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
The man who can't make a choice makes a choice.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
When a hen cackles, she's either layin' or lyin'.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Never trust a man who kin look a pretty woman in the eye.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Life ain't in holdin' a good hand but in playin' a poor one well.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
You kin wash your hands but not your conscience.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Drownin' your sorrows only irrigates 'em.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Don't build the gate till you've built the corral.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's