KEN ALSTAD QUOTES IV

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Lonesome makes friends of strangers.

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Tags: loneliness


Old age makes you a stranger in your own country.

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Life ain't in holdin' a good hand but in playin' a poor one well.

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Tags: life


Hate is like water in a dry gulch. The longer it runs, the deeper it digs.

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Tags: hate


A cowchip is paradise for a fly.

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Tags: paradise


Nerves is just a case of which end of a six-gun you happen to be lookin' at.

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If you want to stay single, look for a perfect woman.

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It's the far-off cows that wear the biggest horns.

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Every jackass thinks he's got horse sense.

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Tags: common sense


Do not desire what you can't acquire.

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Tags: desire


A lot of folks would do more prayin' if they could find a soft spot for their knees.

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Tags: prayer


When a hen cackles, she's either layin' or lyin'.

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Tags: women


Arizona is no place for amateurs.

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Careful is a naked man climbin' a barbwire fence.

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Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

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The man who can't make a choice makes a choice.

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Drownin' your sorrows only irrigates 'em.

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It's easier to catch a horse than break him.

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Food for thought gives some folks indigestion.

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Do not feed nuts to a man with no teeth.

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