quotations about baldness
The tenderest spot in a man's makeup us sometimes the bald spot on the top of his head.
HELEN ROWLAND
attributed, Women Know Everything!
I bet the reason people are afraid of going bald is because it makes them think of the end of life. I mean, when your hair starts to thin, it must feel as if your life is being worn away ... as if you've taken a giant step in the direction of death, the last Big Consumption.
HARUKI MURAKAMI
The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle
There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine.
LOGAN PEARSALL SMITH
"Last Words", All Trivia
A man is usually bald four or five years before he knows it.
EDGAR WATSON HOWE
attributed, The Mammoth Book of Comic Quotes
I'm not the archetypal leading man. This is mainly for one reason: as you may have noticed, I have no hair.
PATRICK STEWART
attributed, The Best Book of Useless Information Ever
There is no cure for baldness; the bald-headed barber is the proof.
AMERICAN PROVERB
I'm old school, I'm played out
Osteoporosis, glaucoma and neurosis
The vultures circling above our balding heads
LAGWAGON
"Falling Apart"