quotations from The Simpsons
And lord, we're especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest safest energy source there is. Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream.
HOMER SIMPSON
"Bart Vs. Thanksgiving", The Simpsons
Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me and for the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is and I won't ask for anything more. If that is ok, please give me absolutely no sign. (pause) Deal.
HOMER
The Simpsons
Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!
HOMER
The Simpsons
Between your genius and my nothing, we make a great team. Come on, give me a hug!
HOMER
"The Musk Who Fell to Earth", The Simpsons
Oh, my God, I'm popular! Hope this doesn't go to my head. It went right to my head!! Aaaah!!
LISA
"Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles", The Simpsons
I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around.
HOMER
The Simpsons
Well, we have no witnesses, no suspects, and no leads. If anyone has any information, please dial "0" and ask for the police. That number again, "0."
CHIEF WIGGUM
"The Telltale Head", The Simpsons
But Marge, what if we picked the wrong religion? Each week we'd just make God madder and madder.
HOMER
The Simpsons
Bart, having never received any words of encouragement myself, I'm not sure how they're supposed to sound, but here goes: I believe in you.
LISA
"Dead Putting Society", The Simpsons
Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV generation.
BART
"Homer's Triple Bypass", The Simpsons
Well, family, we should be proud. We took on corporate America and broke even.
HOMER
"Super Franchise Me", The Simpsons
Stop in the name of a Private Citizen with no connection to the Law!
HOMER
The Simpsons
I thought I had an appetite for destruction ... but all I wanted was a club sandwich.
HOMER
The Simpsons
You gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot.
HOMER
The Simpsons
Just miles from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill. The government calls it the Army, but a more alarmist name would be ... the Killbot Factory.
KENT BROCKMAN
"Homer Loves Flanders", The Simpsons
Come on, Dad. If TV has taught me anything, it's that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas. It happened to Tiny Tim, it happened to Charlie Brown, it happened to The Smurfs, and it's gonna happen to us.
BART
"Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire", The Simpsons
Oh, you must be Flanders' new dog. I just want to apologize in advance for the things I'm gonna blame on you.
HOMER
"Peeping Mom", The Simpsons
I think we'd be all better off if each country had its own planet.
BARNEY
The Simpsons
I want to share something with you. The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number one: Cover for me. Number two: Oh, good idea, boss! Number three: It was like that when I got here.
HOMER
The Simpsons
Listen to your mother, kids. Aim low. Aim so low no one will even care if you succeed. Dinner's in the oven. If you want some butter it's under my face.
MARGE
"The Twisted World of Marge Simpson", The Simpsons